Response to Letter From Toilet Seat To Shower Curtain

Dear Shower Curtain: All I have to say is, I bet it was, you filthy bastard. I bet it was. But at least the assholes I look at are shiny and clean. Look at the bright side, you filthy piece of shit. While you just get sprayed down and stay, in another month I’ll be gone to the dump. But I will be replaced, with another like minded individual such as I. And the torment will begin anew. You can’t escape my wrath, seat. The war has just now begun.

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Published in: on April 5, 2008 at 9:27 am  Leave a Comment  

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