Dear Future Self

Dear Future Self – What’s with your selfish ass? You’ve got the drop on shit comin’ around the bend, how bout a little hand up every now and then? Seriously, just a little note about that guy that farted on the bus? To much to ask? And how about when the zoo is going to be closed for “technical reasons”? Something tells me you probably saw that one coming. Would have saved me a lot of effort. I mean, it’s not like I’m asking for lottery picks or anything. Just a pointer once in awhile. It must be nice having already waded through all this, but honestly, a little heads up from time to time wouldn’t hurt, you selfish prick. – Current Self

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Published in: on April 8, 2008 at 6:14 am  Comments (1)  

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  1. dear past self,
    i’m only being selfish to make you stronger. “to be right, you need a mistake.”

    besides, sometimes it’s funny. them we’ll-laugh-at-this-later moments. give it sometime.

    you’ll thank me later.

    -future self

    p.s. sorry about the zoo. giraffes are whack anyways. who do they think they are?


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